Pet Collector Prints

"The bidding will start at eleven million dollars."

"When you said you wanted to bring a pet to work, I thought you meant a DOG!"

"She's a weiner cat."

'As a result of the accident several of the dogs had to be put down.'

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

"I was going to get a cat but they had an offer on."

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

'They sure have small litters.'

"There HAS to be a giant ball at the end of all this string."

Cat Boss

"I did what you asked and got rid of my white mice."

"Love means I narrowly chose you over a bunch of cats."

After bring your cat to work day, I ended up with 5 extra cats.

"It's a bit of a surprise. He has eaten people before, but only when he felt threatened. Your husband must have provoked him."

Cat Playing 10th Life.

This is Roscoe, our first pooch

Woman welcomes back her cat but not its new kittens.

"No, I'm only interested in dogs and cats."

Thinks Bob: At last, the most practical house pet since the goldfish.

'They go on a lot of picnics.'

"Sorry, Noah, these are all mid-sized. You'll have to eat the leftovers."

"Hold on - 1...2...3...?"

Gardener pulling a tree through a dog park with a dog marking his territory.

"How many is too many?"

"I noticed he had punched air holes in his desk. Now I'm afraid to open it."

"Pet peeves" "I fear the cat." "I fear the cat" "I fear the cat." "Fecced me."

'But they get attached to me!'

"You idiot. That’s the dog whistle — where’s the mouse whistle?!"

'I carry the briefcase because I'm a working breed. Actually it's filled with chew toys and dog biscuits.'

"Does the fool not realise who I am...?? I am GORDO - Destroyer of Worlds and I shall rip his soul apart...Hmmm...actually, that ball of wool looks like it needs punishing..."

Another last "first date" for Daphne "...and here's kitty peeking out of a shoe box. Oh! And here he is playing with a dead birdie! Oh how cute! Here's Kitty looking around a corner! And..."

'I told you it was a stupid idea getting a pet lemming.'

"What they hell are we looking at."

"Hey kids! - look what I found at the local animal shelter!"