Collecting Pets Prints

'I knew it Cynthia! That danged bird breeder pulled a fast one on us.'

'Are you looking at my birds?'

'I'm afraid this parrot is mute.'

"I noticed he had punched air holes in his desk. Now I'm afraid to open it."

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

'They sure have small litters.'

'He's normally not affectionate, but he's really taken a liking to you!'

Litter Tray Stonehenge

"I was going to get a cat but they had an offer on."

"It's a bit of a surprise. He has eaten people before, but only when he felt threatened. Your husband must have provoked him."

"I did what you asked and got rid of my white mice."

"When you said you wanted to bring a pet to work, I thought you meant a DOG!"

This is Roscoe, our first pooch

"Such a cute little thing-what do you call it?"

"No, I'm only interested in dogs and cats."

'They go on a lot of picnics.'

"Hold on - 1...2...3...?"

Gardener pulling a tree through a dog park with a dog marking his territory.

"Sorry, Noah, these are all mid-sized. You'll have to eat the leftovers."

Thinks Bob: At last, the most practical house pet since the goldfish.

"She's a weiner cat."

'I think he wants a larger cage.'

"Pet peeves" "I fear the cat." "I fear the cat" "I fear the cat." "Fecced me."

"This is just a model, but you get the idea."

Hamster Wheel/Hamster Wall of Death.

'I told you it was a stupid idea getting a pet lemming.'

"Does the fool not realise who I am...?? I am GORDO - Destroyer of Worlds and I shall rip his soul apart...Hmmm...actually, that ball of wool looks like it needs punishing..."

'But they get attached to me!'

'I carry the briefcase because I'm a working breed. Actually it's filled with chew toys and dog biscuits.'

Hamster.

Inbreeding Mishaps

"Hey kids! - look what I found at the local animal shelter!"

'As a result of the accident several of the dogs had to be put down.'