Wired Wizards Gifts

'I think we found the cause of your modem lag.'

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

WiFi Signals

"So who is this First pet?"

UBLIC RELATIONS IN CASE OF EMERGENCY BREAK GLASS

Remember, honey, abracadabra doesn't work anymore. Now it's command, option, shift.

Modern camping

"Our system's been cracked. How is that even possible?"

He'll be fine after you reboot him, I've replaced his memory stick.

"Before we decide that SEO is dead, can someone tell me what SEO is?"

"I warned you not to buy your top hat and tails from that ex magician!"

Hot Towel Web Service

'Ah, here's your problem - all this spaghetti is real spaghetti.'

"As a last resort Tom's trying a mind-meld!"

STRIP Hambone: Computer language

'Try re-installing your system software and turn off any file extensions.'

I can be upgraded, can you?

"Unless you have a 13 year-old running around, I strongly recommend you buy the 1 year technical support."

"Honey, the toaster is down, but it's already alerted the oven to pre-heat and broil your muffins."

'My grades don't look good right now, but I can fix that in Photoshop.'

"Ladies and Gentlemen! For my next trick, I will attempt to correctly remember my password..."

"Thank you and feel free to download the appropriate holiday greeting from my website."

'Well, if this book doesn't send you to sleep nothing will.'

"I could never go wireless."

You Are Here on the wiring diagram

Scan And Repair

P.R. Hell: Abandon all hype, ye who enter here.

'This is my multi application cell phone, it does all my work. I just hit OK button!'

Texting Addicts Anonymous

"Free wifi and unlimited refills are nice, but frankly, I expected more."