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'I think we found the cause of your modem lag.'

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

WiFi Signals

"So who is this First pet?"

"Don't worry about your hair, dear, I can fix it in post-production."

UBLIC RELATIONS IN CASE OF EMERGENCY BREAK GLASS

Remember, honey, abracadabra doesn't work anymore. Now it's command, option, shift.

Modern camping

"Our system's been cracked. How is that even possible?"

He'll be fine after you reboot him, I've replaced his memory stick.

"Before we decide that SEO is dead, can someone tell me what SEO is?"

On second thought, your honor

Hot Towel Web Service

"I warned you not to buy your top hat and tails from that ex magician!"

'Ah, here's your problem - all this spaghetti is real spaghetti.'

"As a last resort Tom's trying a mind-meld!"

'Try re-installing your system software and turn off any file extensions.'

STRIP Hambone: Computer language

I can be upgraded, can you?

"Unless you have a 13 year-old running around, I strongly recommend you buy the 1 year technical support."

"Honey, the toaster is down, but it's already alerted the oven to pre-heat and broil your muffins."

"Ladies and Gentlemen! For my next trick, I will attempt to correctly remember my password..."

"Thank you and feel free to download the appropriate holiday greeting from my website."

It's time, sir. Why don't you go first today. Ahem. Monkey Vicodin finance home office. Elongated African banking sex freak. The contest to see who got the day's weirdest email subject line. Spammers, we have a tie.

'My grades don't look good right now, but I can fix that in Photoshop.'

"I could never go wireless."

'Well, if this book doesn't send you to sleep nothing will.'

You Are Here on the wiring diagram

P.R. Hell: Abandon all hype, ye who enter here.

Scan And Repair

Boo-gle.

'This is my multi application cell phone, it does all my work. I just hit OK button!'

Texting Addicts Anonymous

You'll never get anywhere as a sculptor, Ernie, until you learn to let the chips fall where they may.

"Free wifi and unlimited refills are nice, but frankly, I expected more."