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Coexist. Coexhaust.

If you want to play fetch with the dog, throw your own @#^* arm.

'Actually, I was thinking more in terms of a temporary position.'

"He had a request for me on the radio today. He wanted me to bring him a cup of tea."

Addiction to mobile.

'This reminds me...what generation iPhone are you?'

"Coming up... more of the same mindless pop songs with repetitive lyrics and nauseating melodies!"

'He's got a lot of talent and everything, but I just don't think he's cut out for talk radio.'

The sheep are much easier to keep track of now. They spend all day watching clips on Ewe Tube!

'You are naming your invention a telephone, Mr. Bell? That has a nice ring to it.'

'They don't only produce electricity they also help to keep the planet cool.'

Terry Wogan

'Yes, I'm really modern now. I use a cell phone and no longer need a phone booth.'

"Just a minute - I'm uploading."

Ecological electricity

Flowers growing out of a turbine.

"How am I going to put in a new tape?"

'Mr. Watson?.. Alexander Graham Bell here. I'm a first-time caller...'

Trainspotters.

"I thought this wheel invention of yours was supposed to make life easier."

"And now, our newest hit song..."

"It's raw, unprocessed wool."

"People usually see the Virgin Mary in a piece of toast or something' but..."

Pizza. I found the remote but now I can't find the TV.

IRS. Tax Code. It's the mark of a real classic. Every time you reread it, you find something new.

Something keeps shorting out my bug zapper. Maybe it's lightning bugs!

Did you know there's a growing worldwide system of rails and roads that all lead to China? Did you know China's on the verge of dominating the industries of the future? Did you know China's built fifteen mega-cities? It's like having fifteen New Yorks. Did you know China's building immense undersea tunnels and super-fast high speed rail to create the world's first super-cities that'll be six times the population of New York? Oh, well ... I'm sure we're still number one in all the areas I didn't

The devil makes work for idle hands...

"The disc jockeys creep me out, but you can't deny that they play great music..."

'So sorry, I thought you were an Anthony Gormley.'

"Well, saying it over and over again doesn't make it true."

Clubs are great for instant messaging!

"Sure, we have problems, but at least we can talk about them."

'It's not as effective as the others but the kids love it.'