Winter Style Icon Pillows

Hats & Caps: 'I don't give a damn - show me something with earflaps!'

"It was better before God took up knitting."

Romance

Canada Goose Jackets

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

"You look pretty shifty in the getup. . . even for the subway."

'I hate to ski. But I look so cute in the outfits!'

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

'I almost get out the door and then my mom yells...'Don't you know it's February?!' And here I am again...looking like an eskimo.'

'Take five Harry, I'm going on ahead to scout for sales'

"Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes..."

Oi to the world!

"My mom can be a little over-protective ... "

Lion in Winter

'My mom got it on. She said you'd get it off.'

"Why can't you just wear a doggie sweater?"

'How does this one feel?'

"In my line of work, I have to make sure I don't get a sore throat and lose my voice..."

"It's a midriff warmer."

Urban Life.

Sly Fox

"If my calculations are correct, we'll finally have the answer to looking cute in the winter!"

"I'm having my annual reunion with Polartec, Thinsulate, fleece, and my oldest friend, wool."

'Looks like they decided not to go south this winter.'

'Yeah, my head gets cold, too, but the hat sends the wrong message.'

'I'm not putting it out. There's enough oak in this Chardonnay to keep this fire going all night.'

"If I get too warm, I can always take a couple of layers off."

"I'll be glad to see the back of winter - I'm sick of having to wear so much on a night out."

"Sorry. Full."

Tailcoat

'A vest is summat yer mum makes you wear when she's cold!'

"Double-breasted is making a comeback."