Winter Glee Enthusiast Gifts

"Here. This is for your reindeer. I don't want to be building brown snowmen this year!"

'There's old Jim off to the shops. Slowed down a lot these days, ain't he.'

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

Statue turns into conductor when it snows.

A Snowman falls down drunk outside a bar.

Santa 'Freezing' Claus.

"My Weight Watchers meeting's tonight. I'd better get inside."

Happiness is a cuddle woolen pullover on a cold winter day.

'That was quite a snow storm last night.'

Well, technically, no, you don't have seasonal affective disorder.

Aliens from the planet of the yellow snow. 'Don't eat the white snow.'

Snowman about snowman fallen on ice: 'Obviously they would have had time to clear the ice.'

"Oooo. That's cold."

Melted Snow Man behind police cordon

"We are looking for temps, but I'm afraid you're too temp for us."

'Great! Thanks to the damn mortage crisis, we've got to live in a neighbourhood now where we wake up with yellow feet every second morning...'

"It's your turn to shovel the perch."

'Didn't I warn you not to have the vindaloo?'

Frosty decides to have a carrot job

"It's freezing out here - can I come in?"

The only place it's okay to pick your nose.

'No, you heard me right. I need my air conditioner fixed not my heater.'

"I'm wearing it wrong?"

Snow Angel Fall

"You're really serious about that diet!"

Apartments for rent. Central Air!

"I've made a snow angel."

'Bless you.'

"And you say you've been erect for over 4 hours?"

'You really need to get some balls.'

"Put on a top hat and scarf. You'll freeze your carrot off!"

Carrot shortage goes on.

"It reminds me of my dad. He's got a big head, and his eyes are bigger than his stomach."

Cows looking at an bottom ice sculpture: 'Yep, it's cold alright!'

"The bully at school keeps calling me a snowflake."