Winter Glee Enthusiast Mugs

"Here. This is for your reindeer. I don't want to be building brown snowmen this year!"

'There's old Jim off to the shops. Slowed down a lot these days, ain't he.'

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

Statue turns into conductor when it snows.

A Snowman falls down drunk outside a bar.

Santa 'Freezing' Claus.

"My Weight Watchers meeting's tonight. I'd better get inside."

Happiness is a cuddle woolen pullover on a cold winter day.

'That was quite a snow storm last night.'

Snowman about snowman fallen on ice: 'Obviously they would have had time to clear the ice.'

"Oooo. That's cold."

Melted Snow Man behind police cordon

"We are looking for temps, but I'm afraid you're too temp for us."

'Great! Thanks to the damn mortage crisis, we've got to live in a neighbourhood now where we wake up with yellow feet every second morning...'

Frosty decides to have a carrot job

"It's your turn to shovel the perch."

'Didn't I warn you not to have the vindaloo?'

"It's freezing out here - can I come in?"

'No, you heard me right. I need my air conditioner fixed not my heater.'

"You're really serious about that diet!"

"I've made a snow angel."

Apartments for rent. Central Air!

"I'm wearing it wrong?"

Snow Angel Fall

'Bless you.'

"And you say you've been erect for over 4 hours?"

"Put on a top hat and scarf. You'll freeze your carrot off!"

Carrot shortage goes on.

'You really need to get some balls.'

"The bully at school keeps calling me a snowflake."

"Hi chums, I'll try anything once."

Cows looking at an bottom ice sculpture: 'Yep, it's cold alright!'

"Suncreen's for the birds right, Oscar?!"