Winter Fun Haver Gifts

Ice Skater

'That was fun!'

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

Skier and his dog.

I made snow angels in my good clothes and mom gave me the devil for it!

'He's not here right now. He's out pumping iron.'

The neighbors were not sure what to think of the young Picasso's snowman

"It's days like this that make me glad I became a teacher."

Man throws snowball for dog, and dog returns stuck in giant snowball.

"Frankly, I'm surprised that at your age you would even consider putting your tongue on a frozen metal pole!"

"The key is to keep the momentum going when you're establishing the base of the snowman..."

Making snowmen with a snowblower.

Boy accidentally hits a man with a snowball

Greco-polar wrestling

"Oh, come on! I've told you, I'm not your 'imaginary friend.' I'm your father."

"I'm a guy. The darn kids just thought this was funny."

'Hefner is thinking about the off season already.'

Snowman Magic

"The downside of living in the wild is that I need to shear myself now. Boy, do I now appreciate the skill professional shearers have: it's hard!"

'Don't get mine wet.'

Child builds themselves a sled.

'Want to have a snow ball battle?'

'No way, it's too cold: I'm not coming out to play!'

Mother finds head of snowman son has placed in refrigerator.

"Oh no! He's got a carrot baton!"

Mr. Pickwick slides

"It's an amazing snowman darling. I see you've given him Mummys hat, Daddies gloves....and Grandpa's walking stick."

'I waxed the runners.'

"It's a bit derivative."

'Tell him there's no such thing as the abominable snowman.'

"Once again, I had to resort to the carrot-and-stick approach."

Snowmen

'If we eat all the snowflakes, Dad won't have to shovel the driveway.'