Winter Fun Haver Gifts

Ice Skater

'That was fun!'

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

Skier and his dog.

I made snow angels in my good clothes and mom gave me the devil for it!

'He's not here right now. He's out pumping iron.'

The neighbors were not sure what to think of the young Picasso's snowman

"It's days like this that make me glad I became a teacher."

"Frankly, I'm surprised that at your age you would even consider putting your tongue on a frozen metal pole!"

"The key is to keep the momentum going when you're establishing the base of the snowman..."

"Oh, come on! I've told you, I'm not your 'imaginary friend.' I'm your father."

Making snowmen with a snowblower.

Boy accidentally hits a man with a snowball

Greco-polar wrestling

"I'm a guy. The darn kids just thought this was funny."

"The downside of living in the wild is that I need to shear myself now. Boy, do I now appreciate the skill professional shearers have: it's hard!"

Snowman Magic

'Hefner is thinking about the off season already.'

'Don't get mine wet.'

'No way, it's too cold: I'm not coming out to play!'

Child builds themselves a sled.

'Want to have a snow ball battle?'

"It's an amazing snowman darling. I see you've given him Mummys hat, Daddies gloves....and Grandpa's walking stick."

Snowmen

"Oh no! He's got a carrot baton!"

"It's a bit derivative."

'I waxed the runners.'

"Once again, I had to resort to the carrot-and-stick approach."

'Tell him there's no such thing as the abominable snowman.'

Mr. Pickwick slides

Mother finds head of snowman son has placed in refrigerator.

'If we eat all the snowflakes, Dad won't have to shovel the driveway.'

Snowman built from self-assembly kit.