Winter Angler Gifts

"No wonder they're not biting, this worm is frozen solid!"

Crowded Ice Fishing

'Been waiting long?'

"Hey Scout, isn't ice fishing great?"

'My goodness,Ralph,let him have it.It's only a measly old meal worm.'

Two vending machines for fisherman: 'Live Bait' next to 'Dead as a Doornail Bait'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing - No. IX

Snowman ice fishing.

Man takes picutre of other man holding up huge worm at Bait Shop.

Ice Fly-Fishing with Doug

Two Men Angler's In A Storm.

'It's not as impressive as it looks. He only watches fishing shows.'

'Before we staqrt biting do you practice catch and release?'

'Bored?'

'Frogs, frogs, where are my frogs?'

'Well, the weatherman was wrong again. He said we would have heavy but isolated showers today.'

Eskimo to one with huge whale: 'You're sure it's all good cholesterol?'

'Here's another note wanting to know if we have any more shiners-they're delicious.'

Man having picture of caught fish sees that cat has eaten it.

Fishing Camp.

"They have domed stadiums. Why not domed lakes?"

"Sandpipers."

"Oh quit complaining. At least it quit snowing."

'I'm not putting it out. There's enough oak in this Chardonnay to keep this fire going all night.'

'He doesn't like to catch anything - He just fishes for the exercise!'

'This babbling brook reminds me I should probably call my wife.'

Indoor Ice Fishing.

'So, do you fish for sport or do you actually catch something?'

'Let me know if you notice the water level going down.'

One fisher trying to convince another to go home

Fish to man aiming at him: 'Ok, Melvin ... I'm coming out ... re-e-eal slow-like. Just don't do anything stupid.'

'I might be having a day off...but my copyright is still working.'

Man struggling with fish: 'I thought fishing was supposed to ease tension!!'

'You have cabin fever, don't you?'

'Unga always wanted to fish from his front porch'