Winning A Case Pillows

'I made many bad choices in life... but fortunately not in lawyers.'

"That M'lud, is the prosecutions case."

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

Barristers

Wal-Mart Ruling

'It's the same everywhere: body over brains.'

'Can I sue someone because I didn't win my lawsuit?'

'At least we don't have to accomplish anything in order to go to a bowl game.'

"Every night the same gets legless, swearin 'n' fightin' then slumps into a stupor. . ."

Sue The Bastards

Justice 4 Ron

India Decriminalizes Homosexuality

'Your mom is probably watching. Go for the jugular.'

First Prize!

"Congratulations! You've won the bid."

Heavenly Gazette This Heavenly Gazette is awfully thin. There doesn't seem to be a financial section Because you can't take it with you. There's no weather forecast. It's perfect every day. I don't see any sports scores. Everybody's a winner up here. And there are no political reports. Of course not in paradise we don't hear anything about politics!

'If you can't afford a media adviser the court will appoint you one.'

Shy goalie smiles under umbrella in victory downfall of streamers

Jurors saying 'I'm on the jury' on their mobiles.

High Five

Say what? Johnnie Cochran died in 2005?

Counsel examining witness

Obama-winner

A spy peering round the corner.

'So glad we ticked the no publicity box.'

'Of course, some assembly is required. That's why my bid was so low.'

Barrister pointing out dozing judge to the jury

'I take it we won the business, then?'

'Being granted immunity doesn't include not having to pay my bill.'

"ll I was doing was following my dream...turns out that contravened the restraining order."

"Yes, you were found guilty of the same crime in 2004."

Good news, I reduced your sentence from 250 years to 150 years!

"Wait, what if we convinced the jury that, while they're wasting their time with me, the real Socrates is still at large?"

"Your Honor, Mr. Jones is a waiter and claims he thought the $75,000 in stolen bank funds were left for a tip."

All-Purpose attorney has all his specialisation running away from him