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'I made many bad choices in life... but fortunately not in lawyers.'

"That M'lud, is the prosecutions case."

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

Barristers

Wal-Mart Ruling

'It's the same everywhere: body over brains.'

'At least we don't have to accomplish anything in order to go to a bowl game.'

"Every night the same gets legless, swearin 'n' fightin' then slumps into a stupor. . ."

'Can I sue someone because I didn't win my lawsuit?'

'Your mom is probably watching. Go for the jugular.'

Justice 4 Ron

Sue The Bastards

First Prize!

India Decriminalizes Homosexuality

"Congratulations! You've won the bid."

Jurors saying 'I'm on the jury' on their mobiles.

Shy goalie smiles under umbrella in victory downfall of streamers

High Five

'If you can't afford a media adviser the court will appoint you one.'

Counsel examining witness

Obama-winner

'So glad we ticked the no publicity box.'

A spy peering round the corner.

'Of course, some assembly is required. That's why my bid was so low.'

Barrister pointing out dozing judge to the jury

"ll I was doing was following my dream...turns out that contravened the restraining order."

'Being granted immunity doesn't include not having to pay my bill.'

'Luckily you caught it in time while you're still alive to sue.'

'Are you the proud parents of our (drumming contest) winner?'

"Yes, you were found guilty of the same crime in 2004."

Good news, I reduced your sentence from 250 years to 150 years!

"Wait, what if we convinced the jury that, while they're wasting their time with me, the real Socrates is still at large?"

All-Purpose attorney has all his specialisation running away from him

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