Legal Victories Pillows

Wal-Mart Ruling

Recruiting litigation lawyers is ALWAYS tricky..my last one took me to court for the emotional and professional damage I caused him by NOT considering him for a position I wasn't asked to fill.

"When it comes to medical malpractice, most lawyers only go for the money... ...I go for the doctor's head."

India Decriminalizes Homosexuality

'What do lawyers really want, Mr. Montague?'

'Let's see what the employment tribunal has to say about that, shall we?'

'I am the winner!'

I Litigate Therefore I Am.

'When London Bridge fell down, how much was the contractor sued for?'

"Excellent! It's the disclosure documents for your hearing on Monday."

"She left everything to you. But, the hamster is contesting the will."

Time is running out for Julian Assange.

'You'll make lots of money and eat a little caca... that's what attorneys do.'

'I'm a doctor... This man needs someone who can grant me immunity from liability, and fast.'

America's New Dawn

Our founder and Our founders lawyer.

"If things go well here, I'm going to open up my own firm."

Ruth Bader Ginsburg

"Well, we saved this attorney. Some poacher shot him and removed his highly-prized fin."

'Might as well get comfortable. The appeal process can take forever.'

'Yes, I have both a law and a medical degree. If you sue me for 'malpractice', I'll sue you for 'slander'.'

"As soon as I get the paperwork together I'll file an appeal. Sometimes there are just not enough hours in the day."

"I think I've lost a step with age. Instead of suing I usually just wind up counter suing."

"That M'lud, is the prosecutions case."

Look at what your verdict is doing to my complexion!

"Anything but a head shot only angers an attorney."

'Oh, no! They've got a Swiss-army defence lawyer!'

'Ideally we want you to find us someone with an excellent degree and at least 8 years experience litigation at a magic circle firm.'

SUPER SATURDAY!

'You won't be able to afford a top lawyer like me for very long. But, maybe just long enough to give your wife one heck of a scare.'

"I don't hear anything."

'Ow. We are suing you for repetitive strain injury.'

'Hell hath no furry like the lawyer of a woman scorned.'