Legal Decisions Pillows

Judge's desk boxes: 'Decisions...landmark decisions.

'Call me immediately if there's any serious side effects so I can notify my lawyer.'

'The toughest things you have to deal with in this job, is feelings and lawyers.'

'I appreciate how you feel, but I'm afraid your report card isn't grounds for defamation of character.

Barristers

The New Fundamentals of Art: 'We'll begin with the most basic figure, the trademark attorney...'

"Bailiff."

Wal-Mart Ruling

'The sole reason I haven't talked to my wife for five years, is that I was too polite to interrupt her...'

'This prediction has a margin of error of plus or minus fifteen...fifteen class-action suits brought against the company.'

"Bob & Sue 2011" "Sued Bob 2011"

'Can I sue someone because I didn't win my lawsuit?'

"We're slapping you with a stress suit, pal!"

"When I said, 'I want you to sleep on it'. I menat when you go home tonight."

Lawyer to bad hair lady: 'It's difficult to establish pain and suffering based on a bad hair day.'

"The doctor is in court on Tuesdays and Wednesdays."

"The jury didn't buy my defense that CEOs just want to have fun."

"Well, heck! If all you smart cookies agree, who am I to dissent?"

Justice 4 Ron

The Birth of a Lawsuit

'Do you Duane, paternity suit notwithstanding, take Diane...'

"I advised a patient to take responsibilty for his own actions, and now he is suing me!"

'This could be me and you, your honor. Heading for Las Vegas!'

'Your mom is probably watching. Go for the jugular.'

India Decriminalizes Homosexuality

"They're class action figures."

"Does it hurt when my attorney does this?"

'Is that guy back again? Hey, if you find that sponge I lost, give a shout.'

'Let's see what the employment tribunal has to say about that, shall we?'

'Sometimes I wish I had never sold my camels!'

'That's nothing...I've been told my wig takes fifteen years off me.'

'If you can't afford a media adviser the court will appoint you one.'

Justice

"Is that legal? Can the old man force me to take a performance-enhancing drug."

Jurors saying 'I'm on the jury' on their mobiles.