Winning A Boxing Title Mugs

"The hardest thing about winning bouts? The other guy's fists"

Bowled over again!

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

"Lordy, I am such a klutz!"

"Let's consider an early dive."

All bets are off as Round One begins in the "Dollars versus Donuts" World Championship title fight.

Nun Fight.

Muhammad Ali publishes a popup book.

The Leafs win the Cup!

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

Westview High School Soccer League Victory Dinner

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

Trainer: I'll warn you now Johnny, don't underestimate this guy. If he gets you into a corner, he'll clean you up.

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

Mayo-A-Mayo

The Boxing Glove Diet was working for Bertram.

Basketball.

'He's a bit confused after that last round.'

Caricature of Noam Chomsky

"Are you sure he tested negative?"

"I'd say your pride trumps mine!!!" "Me, too!!!"

Shy goalie smiles under umbrella in victory downfall of streamers

Wordplay: Rabbit Punch.

'I can't believe this.. biggest fight of my life, and I forget to pack a wallop.'

'Come off it-she only said the guys will be fighting over us because you said we lived UNDER a boxing club!'

Medalist wears five gold medals to form olympic rings.

"Keep it up. His knuckles are getting really sore"

"Fielder, did you punch out?"

"Well, Mom, I guess you saw what happened."

"Listen, I've had 25 fights and won all but 24 of them."

'It appears Alzedo is toying with his opponent.'

Drink it! We've all had to sacrifice our kids for our careers in one way or another... And besides, you need the protein, Rock.

'My assistant will show you the ropes.'

"Another world record - it must be faster water."

"Hold on - the ref is checking the rule book."