Winning A Boxing Title Gifts

"The hardest thing about winning bouts? The other guy's fists"

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

"Let's consider an early dive."

"Lordy, I am such a klutz!"

Nun Fight.

All bets are off as Round One begins in the "Dollars versus Donuts" World Championship title fight.

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

Westview High School Soccer League Victory Dinner

Trainer: I'll warn you now Johnny, don't underestimate this guy. If he gets you into a corner, he'll clean you up.

The Boxing Glove Diet was working for Bertram.

Mayo-A-Mayo

Basketball.

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

'He's a bit confused after that last round.'

"I'd say your pride trumps mine!!!" "Me, too!!!"

'I can't believe this.. biggest fight of my life, and I forget to pack a wallop.'

'Come off it-she only said the guys will be fighting over us because you said we lived UNDER a boxing club!'

Caricature of Noam Chomsky

Shy goalie smiles under umbrella in victory downfall of streamers

"Are you sure he tested negative?"

Wordplay: Rabbit Punch.

Medalist wears five gold medals to form olympic rings.

"Keep it up. His knuckles are getting really sore"

"Fielder, did you punch out?"

"Another world record - it must be faster water."

'I told you she could get them all in under a minute. Now pay up.'

"Listen, I've had 25 fights and won all but 24 of them."

'My assistant will show you the ropes.'

Drink it! We've all had to sacrifice our kids for our careers in one way or another... And besides, you need the protein, Rock.

Boxing gym: get your jabs here

'It appears Alzedo is toying with his opponent.'