Winning A Basketball Championship Gifts

Basketball.

"Good game."

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

Church for sports worshipers.

'They were hoping to gradually introduce him to the pro game, but injuries left them no choice.'

"College basketball recruiters are after him."

"Lautrec or Gary? Hmmm... We'll take Gary."

"Lordy, I am such a klutz!"

The Popularity of Pickleball Inspires a New Wave of Hybrid Sports.

'Pass it to Dewey! He's got himself into some kind of rhythm!!'

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

Gary turns 40.

The Salmon Run

"How should we divide the teams?"

'Wow! That's some growth spurt!'

'There's more to life than winning. There's also losing - to offset taxable capital gains.'

Before getting a basketball scholarship, Jack worked at a pancake house.

Another reason Chihuahuas hate basketball.

"I'm less a role model than a cautionary tale."

'Wait!... I don't want to take Brady out right now. He's just getting into rhythm.'

'Let's go over our secret play.'

Kick Me! (sign on an anthropomorphized soccer ball)

'He's gonna dunk on me. I just know it.'

Novak Djokovic has his visa denied to play in Australia as he is unvaccinated

The bovine who jumped over the news went on to a great career w/ the Bulls!

'I don't mind players entering the NBA at an early age. It's the diaper changes that I hate.'

'We have to forfeit, Three of our players got squashed on the way over here,'

'Anything is possible in our great country, son. If an Afro-American can become president, a white man can become a pro basketball player.'

"I love fast break business success."

Why moms make bad refs.

'And now, please stand and join us as complete amateur butchers our national anthem.'