Ball Game Champ Gifts

'If Tommy can't play right now - could we use his soccer ball?'

Football Fans

'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'

Holiday time.

Dogs and their thoughts

'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.'

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

Children playing games

'You play ball with me and I'll play ball with you!'

Slug roulette

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Basketball.

'The English player has hit the net more times than the entire England team in the football World Cup!'

'To talk to men at their own level you have to talk a load of balls.'

Phil uses all seven tiles in Scrabble and ascends to heaven

'Once again, I fold.'

'You know darn well 'Aaargh' isn't a real word!'

Trout Game

Noughts and crosses hugging and kissing.

A boy with a football

'The score is tied and we've only got a 20-second timeout, so we've gotta be quick. ... I'm 'X'. Who wants to be 'O'?'

"What do cows do in their spare time?"

"He's sulking because I always beat him at Clue ... "

"I'm recommending more video games. I'm worried about his hand eye coordination."

Competitive tic-tac-toe

WHOA! Another 6! Erm...what's that mean?

'Stop saying, 'All in.' You're playing Solitaire.'

Twin brothers playing Monopoly, one is winning, one losing

Your counselor wants you to concentrate on one sport. Ok. Sports Camp. Which do you like best? Maybe baseball. Great. Or soccer or lacrosse. I'm proud of you, Teddy! You don't care about being the cool sports star! Ok. Then soccer.

'You should take one -- you could only improve your hand.'

'Oh great, we'll never win with this nerd on our team.'

'So, which way up do the cards go?'

"Cheater!"

"98...99...100 - coming, ready or not!"

"Going out to play? Get back to the computer and start e.gaming!"