Boxing Champion Mugs

A boxer with a foam hand

'I'm glad you guys could work this out in a reasonable manner.'

A young Don King

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

"Let's consider an early dive."

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

All bets are off as Round One begins in the "Dollars versus Donuts" World Championship title fight.

Nun Fight.

Muhammad Ali publishes a popup book.

"I told you not to invite that guy!"

"So, what are you reading?"

"This round, forget the finesse. Hit him."

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

'But he's supposed to tell everyone how much you weigh! '

Trainer: I'll warn you now Johnny, don't underestimate this guy. If he gets you into a corner, he'll clean you up.

He's slow and can't see out of one eye, but watch out for his left hook.

'Just remember, he's bigger, but you're funnier. As soon as he starts laughing, you've got him!'

Mayo-A-Mayo

I just trained with my two sparring partners over there. A "boxed set"!

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

Early Exercise Machines

The Boxing Glove Diet was working for Bertram.

'He's a bit confused after that last round.'

Round 2 (office meeting being conducted like a boxing match).

Caricature of Noam Chomsky

"Now, now, relax. All you're gonna feel is a quick jab."

"... and come out fighting, boys."

EU

"Don't tell coach about this- he doesn't want us to be friends."

'I can't believe this.. biggest fight of my life, and I forget to pack a wallop.'

'Come off it-she only said the guys will be fighting over us because you said we lived UNDER a boxing club!'

Wordplay: Rabbit Punch.

Teacher boxing book: 'As I told you, today we're gonna really hit the books!'

'For the next hour, hold all calls. I'll be practicing tumbling. I have to learn to roll with the punches.'