Boxing Historian Mugs

"Cassius Clay....Muhammad Ali....was one name his chatroom nickname or user name?"

A young Don King

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

"Let's consider an early dive."

All bets are off as Round One begins in the "Dollars versus Donuts" World Championship title fight.

Nun Fight.

Muhammad Ali publishes a popup book.

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

Trainer: I'll warn you now Johnny, don't underestimate this guy. If he gets you into a corner, he'll clean you up.

I just trained with my two sparring partners over there. A "boxed set"!

The Boxing Glove Diet was working for Bertram.

Mayo-A-Mayo

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

'He's a bit confused after that last round.'

'I can't believe this.. biggest fight of my life, and I forget to pack a wallop.'

'Come off it-she only said the guys will be fighting over us because you said we lived UNDER a boxing club!'

Wordplay: Rabbit Punch.

Caricature of Noam Chomsky

"Fielder, did you punch out?"

"Keep it up. His knuckles are getting really sore"

"Smite him, my son!"

I think it's time to retire from boxing. I'm too old for life in the fist lane.

'That was a peach of a right hander the referee gave you!'

"Well, Mom, I guess you saw what happened."

'It appears Alzedo is toying with his opponent.'

Nun fight at the OK Corral.

"Don't hit him too hard, his little old mum's at the ringside!"

"Hold on - the ref is checking the rule book."

"Listen, I've had 25 fights and won all but 24 of them."

'My assistant will show you the ropes.'

Drink it! We've all had to sacrifice our kids for our careers in one way or another... And besides, you need the protein, Rock.

Boxing gym: get your jabs here

'Boy, that felt good! I can see why the devil has so much fun. And no, I'm not letting you in! But tell him I said hello.'

'Not today,son-not on Fathers' Day!'