Wine Tinkerer Gifts

Home Wine Making Kit.

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

"This software will cut my workload in half, so I purchased two."

Rejected Titles For The Canadian National Anthem.

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

MacGyver's Cat: 'You see, I took your bed and two paper clips and made it my bed.'

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

"He's on screen saver. Just tap him."

'I really can't stay for dessert. Why don't you stay and DVR the rest of the date for me?'

'Roger's busy making a cat-flap in the kitchen.'

Congratulations on your retirement!

"I'm not sheltering at home, I'm an artist in residence!"

'3-D TV Kit'

"Moby Richard by Herman Melville" "Wonderful! Not sure about the title—let's discuss editor."

'No, you can't play Space Invaders in it.'

Filling the Missile Gap

FRY's FAMILY - Young Tom was always fiddling around with bits of machinery.

Fur Baby

'Sharon's into genetic engineering!'

'Mom! Dad's eating my science fair project!'

'I'm a do-it-yourselfer, but I've never been a done-it-yourselfer...'

"Prove you're not a human Select the squares with a bike Skip"

Bot Art: After Mary Cassatt

"Before automation how did humans endure work?"

Fixing the TV.

'But I did study. I guess the software didn't install successfully.'

"We think we got some good CT scans, but unfortunately they're encrypted and our I.T. guy is on vacation this week."

We've already got one. A hidden microphone in the staff coffee area.

"Wow! The big guy! And what kind of B.T.U.s am I looking at here?"

Newton's cradle

"Never marry an engineer."

"I think that's one of those annoying flying drones we've been hearing about!"

Poetry repairman

'I think I found the problem.'

'We're conducting experiments to dertermine which has a longer life, new phone technology, or a fruit fly.'