Gourmet Tinkerer Gifts

"We've got 749 cookbooks...why are we eating cheese on toast?"

Rejected Titles For The Canadian National Anthem.

MacGyver's Cat: 'You see, I took your bed and two paper clips and made it my bed.'

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

Congratulations on your retirement!

'Roger's busy making a cat-flap in the kitchen.'

"Moby Richard by Herman Melville" "Wonderful! Not sure about the title—let's discuss editor."

"I've been genetically modified!"

The Z Chromosome: Zebratic engineering with questionable results.

FRY's FAMILY - Young Tom was always fiddling around with bits of machinery.

'Mom! Dad's eating my science fair project!'

"Just a harmless little genetic experiment," they said. Yeah, right...

Fixing the TV.

'I don't know what all the fuss is about.'

'Remove the fur and claws and these genetically engineered apples taste just fine.'

"Wow! The big guy! And what kind of B.T.U.s am I looking at here?"

"I warned you not to use parts from the microwave oven, to mend the electric blanket...."

"He's at that awkward age...he knows just enough about computers to really screw them up."

'They used to be called sheep, and they produced wool. Now they're some sort of bioengineered creatures, and they produce antibiotics.'

'I think I found the problem.'

Professor...what are you doing?

'So I left a little bit out of the genetic code when I cloned you. You're only missing a nose. What's the big deal?'

'With all the new laws being proposed, our tomatoes with founder genes may soon be an endangered species.'

"For centuries scientists have wanted to develop a method to help ants feel like cowboys. Today that quest is at an end."

You mixed your DNA with that of a carrot? I've created a giant loud-mouthed left-leaning vegetable. Some would say that's redundant. Very funny. It's worse that that. The carrot doesn't share just my politics … You smell beautiful, like ranch dressing on a spring day. I do like a tall vegetable.

New, Improved Cat

"However good father's 'beaver-o-matic' was..."

"I felt like 'data analyst' sounded better than 'good guesser'."

With a little twist on the sidecar concept, Harold was able to ride his motorcycle well into his later years.

Lemonade Survey

'Awesome!'

'Ok, ok, ok. Just tell me the title.'

"Still it would be a great mistake to abandon your work on the perpetual motion machine."

Invention of the 3-Way Light Bulb.

Gracie tries to invent a shrinking spray and squirts Baldo with it.