Wine Tinkerer Mugs

Home Wine Making Kit.

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

"This software will cut my workload in half, so I purchased two."

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

"He's on screen saver. Just tap him."

Congratulations on your retirement!

'Roger's busy making a cat-flap in the kitchen.'

'I really can't stay for dessert. Why don't you stay and DVR the rest of the date for me?'

'3-D TV Kit'

"I'm not sheltering at home, I'm an artist in residence!"

Filling the Missile Gap

'Sharon's into genetic engineering!'

FRY's FAMILY - Young Tom was always fiddling around with bits of machinery.

"Moby Richard by Herman Melville" "Wonderful! Not sure about the title—let's discuss editor."

Fur Baby

'Mom! Dad's eating my science fair project!'

'I'm a do-it-yourselfer, but I've never been a done-it-yourselfer...'

"Prove you're not a human Select the squares with a bike Skip"

"We think we got some good CT scans, but unfortunately they're encrypted and our I.T. guy is on vacation this week."

'But I did study. I guess the software didn't install successfully.'

"Before automation how did humans endure work?"

Bot Art: After Mary Cassatt

Fixing the TV.

We've already got one. A hidden microphone in the staff coffee area.

"Wow! The big guy! And what kind of B.T.U.s am I looking at here?"

"I think that's one of those annoying flying drones we've been hearing about!"

Newton's cradle

Poetry repairman

"Never marry an engineer."

'I think I found the problem.'

'We're conducting experiments to dertermine which has a longer life, new phone technology, or a fruit fly.'