Wine Snob T-Shirts

Jazz up their wardrobe with t-shirts designed for the sophisticated wine lover. Fun, stylish, and full of personality—ideal for those who take their vino seriously, with a playful twist.

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"What wine goes best with vodka?" mockup

"What wine goes best with vodka?"

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"I'm getting woolly-mammoth notes." mockup

"I'm getting woolly-mammoth notes."

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"It tastes and smells just like a glass of wine!"

"It tastes and smells just like a glass of wine!" mockup

"It tastes and smells just like a glass of wine!"

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'Dear, of course no one can tell you what they think of the wine, you haven't told them how much it cost yet.'

'Dear, of course no one can tell you what they think of the wine, you haven't told them how much it cost yet.' mockup

'Dear, of course no one can tell you what they think of the wine, you haven't told them how much it cost yet.'

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"Know what we need? We need a house wine."

"Know what we need? We need a house wine." mockup

"Know what we need? We need a house wine."

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It's called 'Pretentious.' It tastes like crap, but it's $100 per bottle!

It's called 'Pretentious.' It tastes like crap, but it's $100 per bottle! mockup

It's called 'Pretentious.' It tastes like crap, but it's $100 per bottle!

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Two wine tasters

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"The wine has subtle hints of expensive pretension, but it's balanced nicely by the screw cap."

"The wine has subtle hints of expensive pretension, but it's balanced nicely by the screw cap." mockup

"The wine has subtle hints of expensive pretension, but it's balanced nicely by the screw cap."

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"Pinot Noir, God's apology for White Zinfandel."

"Pinot Noir, God's apology for White Zinfandel." mockup

"Pinot Noir, God's apology for White Zinfandel."

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"Waiter, this wine is corked!"

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Wine tasting

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'Fruity nose, hints of wild cherry, soothing & gelatinous on the palate, goes well with cough and cold.'

'Fruity nose, hints of wild cherry, soothing & gelatinous on the palate, goes well with cough and cold.' mockup

'Fruity nose, hints of wild cherry, soothing & gelatinous on the palate, goes well with cough and cold.'

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"We'd like something with rather less bouquet."

"We'd like something with rather less bouquet." mockup

"We'd like something with rather less bouquet."

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"Can you recommend a wine to go with this wine?"

"Can you recommend a wine to go with this wine?" mockup

"Can you recommend a wine to go with this wine?"

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"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay." mockup

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

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Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies. mockup

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

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"How did Pino and Bette Noir get on the invitation list? She's a beast and all he does is whine."

"How did Pino and Bette Noir get on the invitation list? She's a beast and all he does is whine." mockup

"How did Pino and Bette Noir get on the invitation list? She's a beast and all he does is whine."

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Museum of Wine: Please don't drink the exhibits.

Museum of Wine: Please don't drink the exhibits. mockup

Museum of Wine: Please don't drink the exhibits.

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"I know, I know, I really despise this wine - but the name is so easy to remember."

"I know, I know, I really despise this wine - but the name is so easy to remember." mockup

"I know, I know, I really despise this wine - but the name is so easy to remember."

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"The food and wine are incompatible - so something's got to go."

"The food and wine are incompatible - so something's got to go." mockup

"The food and wine are incompatible - so something's got to go."

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'If by 'great', you mean 'terrible', then yes, we have plenty of great wines for under $5.00 a bottle.'

'If by 'great', you mean 'terrible', then yes, we have plenty of great wines for under $5.00 a bottle.' mockup

'If by 'great', you mean 'terrible', then yes, we have plenty of great wines for under $5.00 a bottle.'

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Prosecco Drinker

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"In our house the four major food groups are Bordeaux, Merlot, Chardonnay and Champagne."

"In our house the four major food groups are Bordeaux, Merlot, Chardonnay and Champagne." mockup

"In our house the four major food groups are Bordeaux, Merlot, Chardonnay and Champagne."

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"When we say Trendy Vineyards Merlot goes with everything, we mean everything - including the bottle it comes in."

"When we say Trendy Vineyards Merlot goes with everything, we mean everything - including the bottle it comes in." mockup

"When we say Trendy Vineyards Merlot goes with everything, we mean everything - including the bottle it comes in."

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"I make it myself!"

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"Foreign wines have ruined me for domestics. I still shop local, but I gripe global."

"Foreign wines have ruined me for domestics. I still shop local, but I gripe global." mockup

"Foreign wines have ruined me for domestics. I still shop local, but I gripe global."

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"Yes, the new chateau D'Alsace has a youthful, lively bouquet. . . it's even a bit cheeky!"

"Yes, the new chateau D'Alsace has a youthful, lively bouquet. . . it's even a bit cheeky!" mockup

"Yes, the new chateau D'Alsace has a youthful, lively bouquet. . . it's even a bit cheeky!"

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"I think this would pair nicely with a decent Cabernet Sauvignon!"

"I think this would pair nicely with a decent Cabernet Sauvignon!" mockup

"I think this would pair nicely with a decent Cabernet Sauvignon!"

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"How much do you spend on a decent bottle of wine?"

"How much do you spend on a decent bottle of wine?" mockup

"How much do you spend on a decent bottle of wine?"

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"It's an unpretentious little wine!" mockup

"It's an unpretentious little wine!"

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"It has a nuttiness with hints of oak, maple, cedar and mahogany."

"It has a nuttiness with hints of oak, maple, cedar and mahogany." mockup

"It has a nuttiness with hints of oak, maple, cedar and mahogany."

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'No, it's not that good, but it is that expensive.'

'No, it's not that good, but it is that expensive.' mockup

'No, it's not that good, but it is that expensive.'

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"When a wine rates over ninety, this is not alcoholism."

"When a wine rates over ninety, this is not alcoholism." mockup

"When a wine rates over ninety, this is not alcoholism."

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"Do you have a white on the fruity side, with maybe a possum on the label?"

"Do you have a white on the fruity side, with maybe a possum on the label?" mockup

"Do you have a white on the fruity side, with maybe a possum on the label?"

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"You'll love this. It's swarthy yet munificent, didactic and gregarious with hints of dogma."

"You'll love this. It's swarthy yet munificent, didactic and gregarious with hints of dogma." mockup

"You'll love this. It's swarthy yet munificent, didactic and gregarious with hints of dogma."

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Wine Snob T-Shirts Collection

Wine Snob Mugs

Looking for more wine snob gifts? Explore our collection of witty mugs perfect for your favorite wine lover’s morning or evening unwind.

Wine Snob Pillows

Add humor and comfort to any wine lover’s home with our playful pillows. Discover the ideal gift that combines style with their passion.

Wine Snob Prints

Decorate their space with art prints that celebrate the wine connoisseur in your life. Browse our designs that blend sophistication with a fun twist.