Wine Lover Giggles Gifts

'Tomato ketchup?' 'Well you wanted the house red.'

'A cheeky red?'

Wine Lady

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

Opening the Barrel

At the mobile tracking test lab.

"This wine tastes like a**....Bring me every bottle you have!"

"Hey! Waiter! This is a dessert wine!"

"I picked this one up in France while my wife had her hip replaced."

'Sir has made the most discerning choice to wash it down with Drain Glug.'

'House red please.'

'Gentlemen, tonight's special is broiled sea urchin, with raspberries, over candy corn, with a goat's milk sauce. I would suggest a wine to recommend with it, had I attended sommelier school in the Twilight Zone.'

"I want a wine that's wise but unassuming, and not ashamed of a screw on cap."

"A cheeky little wine, would you agree?"

Waiter watering down wine

'How wonderful, I've always wanted to meet a connoisseur of wines costing under £4.99 a bottle.'

'Mmm...it's got a good nose on it.'

"This wine has hints of rebellion with a lingering finish of rugged individuality - did you buy this to defy me?"

Angelic Wine

"What wine would you recommend to go with male chauvinist pork?"

'You know, our collection of bottle bags is worth more than our collection of wines.'

Don't confuse me with justice, counselor. Justice is blind. I'm just blind drunk.

'If the pesticides, herbicides and fungicides keep us from selling this as wine, how about we go into the nightlight business?'

'Of course you feel unwell. You have too much blood in your alcohol stream!'

'The art is only so-so, but the California white wine is quite acceptable.'

'If by 'great', you mean 'terrible', then yes, we have plenty of great wines for under $5.00 a bottle.'

"Dinner is poured."

"Wine with dinner tonight, Tom - and it's locally sourced!"

"Mr. Rotgut! Mr. Rotgut! A car's coming! A car's coming, and he sure doesn't look lost to me!"

Mom wine tasting

A man drinks wine