Wine Jokes Appreciator Gifts

Looking for a gift for someone who appreciates wine and loves a good joke? Our collection features funny and clever items that celebrate their passion for vino with a humorous twist—perfect for wine lovers with a sense of humor.

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Opening the Barrel

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Wine Selection 'Here we are. Our cheapest house wine. Would the gentleman care to smell the twisty cap?'

Wine Selection 'Here we are. Our cheapest house wine. Would the gentleman care to smell the twisty cap?' mockup

Wine Selection 'Here we are. Our cheapest house wine. Would the gentleman care to smell the twisty cap?'

from $19.00

'Wine, high octane grape juice.'

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'George, you're supposed to be tasting the wine, not seeing what effect it has.'

'George, you're supposed to be tasting the wine, not seeing what effect it has.' mockup

'George, you're supposed to be tasting the wine, not seeing what effect it has.'

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'Tomato ketchup?' 'Well you wanted the house red.'

'Tomato ketchup?' 'Well you wanted the house red.' mockup

'Tomato ketchup?' 'Well you wanted the house red.'

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"This wine tastes like a**....Bring me every bottle you have!"

"This wine tastes like a**....Bring me every bottle you have!" mockup

"This wine tastes like a**....Bring me every bottle you have!"

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'I don't actually want to learn so much that I become a wine buff - just a wine snob!'

'I don't actually want to learn so much that I become a wine buff - just a wine snob!' mockup

'I don't actually want to learn so much that I become a wine buff - just a wine snob!'

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'No, I can't remember the name of the wine, but it did come in a bottle about this tall, if that's any help.'

'No, I can't remember the name of the wine, but it did come in a bottle about this tall, if that's any help.' mockup

'No, I can't remember the name of the wine, but it did come in a bottle about this tall, if that's any help.'

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"Hey! Waiter! This is a dessert wine!" mockup

"Hey! Waiter! This is a dessert wine!"

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'Who took the cork out of my lunch?' mockup

'Who took the cork out of my lunch?'

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"This family-owned boutique wine is produced from a single grape."

"This family-owned boutique wine is produced from a single grape." mockup

"This family-owned boutique wine is produced from a single grape."

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'Ahh, the '74 Amarone. Unfortunately, I can't sell it to you. There's no possible way you'd appreciate it.'

'Ahh, the '74 Amarone. Unfortunately, I can't sell it to you. There's no possible way you'd appreciate it.' mockup

'Ahh, the '74 Amarone. Unfortunately, I can't sell it to you. There's no possible way you'd appreciate it.'

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"I find a good cabernet is the best way to put my money where my mouth is."

"I find a good cabernet is the best way to put my money where my mouth is." mockup

"I find a good cabernet is the best way to put my money where my mouth is."

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"Do you have a wine that tastes like beer?"

"Do you have a wine that tastes like beer?" mockup

"Do you have a wine that tastes like beer?"

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'I noticed your wine list only has reds and whites. Don't you have any yellow wines?'

'I noticed your wine list only has reds and whites. Don't you have any yellow wines?' mockup

'I noticed your wine list only has reds and whites. Don't you have any yellow wines?'

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'Sir has made the most discerning choice to wash it down with Drain Glug.'

'Sir has made the most discerning choice to wash it down with Drain Glug.' mockup

'Sir has made the most discerning choice to wash it down with Drain Glug.'

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"Would sir like to try the wine. . . ?" mockup

"Would sir like to try the wine. . . ?"

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'How wonderful, I've always wanted to meet a connoisseur of wines costing under £4.99 a bottle.'

'How wonderful, I've always wanted to meet a connoisseur of wines costing under £4.99 a bottle.' mockup

'How wonderful, I've always wanted to meet a connoisseur of wines costing under £4.99 a bottle.'

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'At home, he's my husband, here; he's my dump bucket.'

'At home, he's my husband, here; he's my dump bucket.' mockup

'At home, he's my husband, here; he's my dump bucket.'

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"A whino!"

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Waiter watering down wine

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"Would you like an ice bucket with your Champagne?"

"Would you like an ice bucket with your Champagne?" mockup

"Would you like an ice bucket with your Champagne?"

from $19.00

"A cheeky little wine, would you agree?"

"A cheeky little wine, would you agree?" mockup

"A cheeky little wine, would you agree?"

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'You opened it five hours ago. If it breathes any more, it's going to hyperventilate.'

'You opened it five hours ago. If it breathes any more, it's going to hyperventilate.' mockup

'You opened it five hours ago. If it breathes any more, it's going to hyperventilate.'

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'For future reference, just the bottle goes in the chiller.'

'For future reference, just the bottle goes in the chiller.' mockup

'For future reference, just the bottle goes in the chiller.'

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'How come your oldest vintage is on the top shelf?' 'I can't reach up there!'

'How come your oldest vintage is on the top shelf?' 'I can't reach up there!' mockup

'How come your oldest vintage is on the top shelf?' 'I can't reach up there!'

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'Mmm...it's got a good nose on it.' mockup

'Mmm...it's got a good nose on it.'

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"He's a wino-saur."

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"Despite the oaked tannins and lingering aftertaste, I don't think red pairs well with seal blubber."

"Despite the oaked tannins and lingering aftertaste, I don't think red pairs well with seal blubber." mockup

"Despite the oaked tannins and lingering aftertaste, I don't think red pairs well with seal blubber."

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'The dining room? It's 18 wine bottles long, and 15 wide.'

'The dining room? It's 18 wine bottles long, and 15 wide.' mockup

'The dining room? It's 18 wine bottles long, and 15 wide.'

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'I quite the wine class after 5 minutes. The instructor started by saying that wine a liquid, but it's dry.'

'I quite the wine class after 5 minutes. The instructor started by saying that wine a liquid, but it's dry.' mockup

'I quite the wine class after 5 minutes. The instructor started by saying that wine a liquid, but it's dry.'

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'The art is only so-so, but the California white wine is quite acceptable.'

'The art is only so-so, but the California white wine is quite acceptable.' mockup

'The art is only so-so, but the California white wine is quite acceptable.'

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Wine Jokes Appreciator Gifts Collection

Wine Jokes Appreciator Mugs

Discover more hilarious wine joke mugs that bring humor to every sip—perfect for wine lovers who enjoy a good laugh over their favorite beverage.

Wine Jokes Appreciator Pillows

Find cozy, humorous wine joke pillows that add a fun touch to any lounge or bedroom—perfect for wine lovers who adore a good pun.

Wine Jokes Appreciator Prints

Browse our stylish wine joke prints—great for decorating the home of any wine lover with humor and charm.

Wine Jokes Appreciator T-Shirts

Explore our collection of witty wine joke t-shirts—ideal for casual wear, wine tastings, or gifting the wine enthusiast in your life.