Wine And Spirits Gifts

"Is the vodka fresh?"

"Are you looking for 'drinks and nibbles' beer, 'I don't really drink beer' beer, or good old fashioned 'gidday mate' beer?"

Inappropriate garnish.

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

In the Guru District

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

"I think the most rewarding part of caring for elderly parents is when they call you because they don't want to bother the 9-1-1 people."

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

'A cheeky red?'

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'

"You'll love this. It's swarthy yet munificent, didactic and gregarious with hints of dogma."

"And for my next trick. . . turning wine back into water."

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

'Only the years when the market was Bullish...'

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

"I have no idea what, hic, went wrong. I did everything, hic, Mario Batali said."

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

Sauvignon Bonk

'This is one of our most recent vintages!'

Bacchus.

The Wine Bottle and the Corkscrew

'... And this is my cellar.'

'We don't 'skimp' on the pour, sir; we're just generous with the glass.'

"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!"

"Go ahead. Press one for more options."

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

"I’ve settled comfortably into middle-age while Barry has settled comfortably into Middle Earth."

"Maybe we should have brought a Riesling."

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

Leaning Wine Bottle of Pisa

"Hi. What kind of wine goes with fruit salad?"

The Alpha Seltzer

The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"