Wine And Dine Buddy Gifts

Wine and Cheese

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

'Thank you so much, but I just followed the directions in the cookbook.'

"... And to this day, she still blames the dog!"

"The chef recommends the tilapia. However, I really like the vodka."

'John, I have to get going. Here's my views on politics, sports, and automobiles in case some of the boys come in later.'

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

"Would madam like to sniff the resealable cap?"

"This is a big wine. I recommend you order some big food."

'Okay, that's 4 for the Malbec, 3 for the Chianti and 2 for the Merlot. You want to go with that, or wait for the write-in votes?'

"This time when they show us their latest acquisition, we'll gush regardless."

"Soy milk and rice milk are okay but I prefer grape milk.".

"Do you know what we need? We need drinking songs."

Joe's Bar - Two Kegs Any Style $49.95

Unmanned drones.

'Here comes Ted.'

Two men toasting

"I hate arguing with someone who knows what they're talking about."

"I just did a huge one in my diaper."

Bishop reads menu which features only loaves, fishes, water and wine.

Dogs with alcohol collars.

"If I ever feel that life's moving too fast, I just stand in the prescriptions queue..."

"You want fries with that Chardonnay?"

'Seeing it's your birthday, lets go and get rat arsed.'

"This isn't just any old food wine. This is the foodies' food wine."

'Enjoy your meal, sir, but remember -- no kinky stuff!'

'I'm not putting it out. There's enough oak in this Chardonnay to keep this fire going all night.'

"I'm too old to go Dutch."

"Have you been telling everyone I'm an idiot?"

'Can you suggest a wine to go with someone who's going to be hitting the road as soon as this date is over?'