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Wine and Cheese

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

'Thank you so much, but I just followed the directions in the cookbook.'

"... And to this day, she still blames the dog!"

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

"The chef recommends the tilapia. However, I really like the vodka."

'John, I have to get going. Here's my views on politics, sports, and automobiles in case some of the boys come in later.'

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

"Would madam like to sniff the resealable cap?"

"This is a big wine. I recommend you order some big food."

"This time when they show us their latest acquisition, we'll gush regardless."

'Okay, that's 4 for the Malbec, 3 for the Chianti and 2 for the Merlot. You want to go with that, or wait for the write-in votes?'

"Soy milk and rice milk are okay but I prefer grape milk.".

'This is the layout of all the bars we'll hit tonight! We'll start here, then...So we'll sweep around their rear flank, capture their artillery here, then...'

Joe's Bar - Two Kegs Any Style $49.95

Unmanned drones.

Still the Same

"Do you know what we need? We need drinking songs."

Right now my brother Al is paying a psychiatrist a hundred bucks an hour to hear his troubles, while I'm drinking beer and telling you mine at happy hour prices. Obviously, Al IS the crazy one.

Two men toasting

"I hate arguing with someone who knows what they're talking about."

'Here comes Ted.'

"I just did a huge one in my diaper."

"This isn't just any old food wine. This is the foodies' food wine."

'Seeing it's your birthday, lets go and get rat arsed.'

Bishop reads menu which features only loaves, fishes, water and wine.

"If I ever feel that life's moving too fast, I just stand in the prescriptions queue..."

Dogs with alcohol collars.

"You want fries with that Chardonnay?"

"I didn't want to waste the good stuff, so I used the oldest bottle in your wine collection for the spaghetti sauce."

'Enjoy your meal, sir, but remember -- no kinky stuff!'

'I'm not putting it out. There's enough oak in this Chardonnay to keep this fire going all night.'

"Yup. This is heaven. Free beer and unlimited peanuts."

'Can you suggest a wine to go with someone who's going to be hitting the road as soon as this date is over?'