Wine And Champagne T-Shirts

'Barry, I think I know where you left the champagne bottle.'

'Of course, the real joy of a de Sade Champagne comes later with the beating of the waiter with the bottle.'

Life and death.

In the Guru District

"I think the most rewarding part of caring for elderly parents is when they call you because they don't want to bother the 9-1-1 people."

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

"You'll love this. It's swarthy yet munificent, didactic and gregarious with hints of dogma."

'A cheeky red?'

"And for my next trick. . . turning wine back into water."

'This is one of our most recent vintages!'

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

Sauvignon Bonk

Bacchus.

'... And this is my cellar.'

"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!"

"Go ahead. Press one for more options."

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

"Maybe we should have brought a Riesling."

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

'One more for me an Tiffany, and one more for you and the road.'

'You sent your wife to get a bottle of wine from the wine cellar? Your jet doesn't have a wine cellar.'

'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."

'This is the last time we hire former Cirque du Soleil members as stompers.'

"I make it myself!"

'Wine, high octane grape juice.'

'Note to self: Like coffee, homemade coffee wine should be available in decaf, too.'

"He gets easily abstracted."

'No, you're not calling at a bad time. I'm a professional wine taster - it's alwasys a good time.'

"Honestly, Paula, I don't know what I'd do without our daily keggers."

"I only need shade for my wine."

"I'm getting red fruits, earth tones, and oak. Amen."

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'