Drinking Champagne T-Shirts

Champagne Cork Lands in Diner's Soup.

Sloaney Pony.

Yoga for Alcoholics

Champagne

Bubbly

Deflator mouse

'What I like best about a magnum of Champagne is, it's a controlled portion.'

'I don't think that's what they mean by reducing the wine.'

"I'm getting red fruits, earth tones, and oak. Amen."

The real reason why flamingos are pink

"Milk does a body good but champagne does it better!"

"We need to cut costs, so I will show good leadership and will not drink champagne for lunch everyday. I will drink Prosecco instead."

Join me in a glass of champagne?

With Compliments

Man Trying to Uncork Champagne.

"Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, fell, and retained a brilliant attorney."

On Champagne: 'Nobody knows the bubbles I've seen.'

Champagne

"It seemed a given that my bucket-list should include an actual bucket."

Sabrage!

Wine at the Bar

'Well, this is definitely the last time I shake a bottle of Champagne before opening it.'

"When we get back to the cabin, I’ll open the Champagne, build a nice fire, and we can examine each other for ticks."

'I wonder what he is thinking about...'

"Thanks for inventing the god Dionysus. Now the whole country has a reason to drink more wine."

"After the main course I'm going to perform my mating ritual - that's when you bring in the champagne."

Champagne at the hunt

A very fine vintage

Champagne Charlie.

Rod was unimpressed with the party - Sure, he was surrounded by bikini-clad lovelies, there was free champagne and a 20-foot jelly, but much to his chagrin, there was a distinct lack of cheese and pineapple chunks.

'The first rule of enjoying fine wine is to make sure you and the wine are in the same room.'

Thursday is the new Friday

Lady drinking Champagne.

'True, true, true, but I'll just stick to buying wines rated 90 points, or higher.'

The Waiter