Drinking Champagne Prints

Champagne Cork Lands in Diner's Soup.

Sloaney Pony.

Yoga for Alcoholics

"Umm ... not sure what notes you'll detect on your palate, but it'll get you ripped."

Champagne

Bubbly

Deflator mouse

'What I like best about a magnum of Champagne is, it's a controlled portion.'

'I don't think that's what they mean by reducing the wine.'

"I'm getting red fruits, earth tones, and oak. Amen."

The real reason why flamingos are pink

With Compliments

"We need to cut costs, so I will show good leadership and will not drink champagne for lunch everyday. I will drink Prosecco instead."

"Milk does a body good but champagne does it better!"

"Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, fell, and retained a brilliant attorney."

Man Trying to Uncork Champagne.

Join me in a glass of champagne?

On Champagne: 'Nobody knows the bubbles I've seen.'

"It seemed a given that my bucket-list should include an actual bucket."

Champagne

Wine at the Bar

"Thanks for inventing the god Dionysus. Now the whole country has a reason to drink more wine."

'I wonder what he is thinking about...'

"After the main course I'm going to perform my mating ritual - that's when you bring in the champagne."

A very fine vintage

Champagne Charlie.

'Well, this is definitely the last time I shake a bottle of Champagne before opening it.'

'The first rule of enjoying fine wine is to make sure you and the wine are in the same room.'

"When we get back to the cabin, I’ll open the Champagne, build a nice fire, and we can examine each other for ticks."

Rod was unimpressed with the party - Sure, he was surrounded by bikini-clad lovelies, there was free champagne and a 20-foot jelly, but much to his chagrin, there was a distinct lack of cheese and pineapple chunks.

Champagne at the hunt

Sabrage!

Thursday is the new Friday

Lady drinking Champagne.

'True, true, true, but I'll just stick to buying wines rated 90 points, or higher.'