Window Impact Researcher Gifts

No caption (A crash test dummy in the shape of a bird flies toward a window. Other birds dressed as scientists study the experiment from the ground).

'She's so put together!'

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

Bird Torture.

'Truth? I am just looking out the window...'

'Rozlyn, that blouse is very cute! I think you should get it.'

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The cat taught her to live life to the fullest. Which, for an indoor cat, means eat, sleep and stare out the window.

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

You're right, it's the house next door that gets the new window.

Ladies Fashions - "Money isn't tight - you are!"

"Cushy job, corner office with a view - everything you've ever wanted is just through those windows."

'The hardest thing is convincing the wife that when I'm staring out of the window I'm actually composing a tweet.'

Window in the Sky.

'No, no, no. I never said you'd be next to a window. I said you'd be able to see the mountains from your desk.'

"You fly into a window, too?"

'Just look'in'

'This is DESTROYING my manicure, Steve!'

Desert Mirage

'It's kinda like an office with a window. The guy in the next cubicle put his fist through the wall.'

View from the Window

"You might say I'm middle-of-the-road. I'd buy a fur coat but I wouldn't buy a Japanese fur coat."

A window is the popular exhibit at an art gallery.

"Do you mean am I busy busy?"

"I need nothing and I want everything."

A man looks out a newly made window, while a smashed TV lies on the ground

"This home doesn't have a good view, but it comes with smart windows that change the view to something beautiful."

"Then I'll huff and I'll puff..."

'Apparently it's not enough to say that 'lots of people think we do a jolly good job' anymore.'

'He's sulking because I caught him licking the cake shop window.'

Used Cars. Spot. It seats six comfortably -- Of course, only four of them can stick their heads out the window.

What's going on here? Staring out the window for hours used to be my thing!

Newspaper Window

"We've discovered the part of the human brain that activates achievement is located right next to the section that governs how much you look out the window."