Windbag Watcher Gifts

'He's a political science major. He looks up to everything loaded with hot air.'

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."

"Technically, it's a mammal."

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast

"This is a side of Manhattan you don't often see."

"Perhaps if you guys just swam along behind us for a while."

Squirrel on the beach

"If it's got my ass on it, it's befitting of royalty."

"Entweder Fisch oder Fleisch"

Well yes, I am a Blue Whale, but that doesn't mean I'm depressed...

'Thar she blows!'

"He's a keeper!"

"Tell us again about the humpback of Notre dame."

'Beware of falling Humpty Dumpties.'

Polar bears

'Pull...'

'You can laugh all you want, but since I bought this 'GPS' system, I haven't beached myself once!'

'Cap'n Ahab, Sir! Starbuck wants to know if you fancy a coffee.'

Whale Piñata.

"Tell me the story about Jonah and the big fish again, Dad."

'Of course you can hear the ocean,we're standing next to it.'

"It's a Mexican Wave!!"

The different taste regions on a blue whale's tongue.

"You'll never believe who's here."

Whale Watch: 'They migrate here each winter in search of souvenirs.'

'Phoor...watch these sperm whales at it...ah...yes..yes...'