Will Smith Fan Gifts

"3 ayes, 2 nays and 1 whose 'Jiggy'with it"

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

"Lautrec or Gary? Hmmm... We'll take Gary."

"How should we divide the teams?"

"Remember back in the day when I was a real heartbreaker?" "Riiight... now the only thing you break is wind."

"Check it out! The big Comic-Con starts this week!"

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

'I don't mind players entering the NBA at an early age. It's the diaper changes that I hate.'

"Pregnant!... How did that happen? We took precautions, like not having sex!"

"Lord Stanley's Cup...and Bailey"

'... and finally, to my business partner I leave my corporate parking space.'

"Your sense of humor has gone from dry to arid. . ."

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

Snake with 'toxic' sign around it's neck.

'Time and tide wait for no woman..'

'I just wish that meant getting ready for the prom instead of the NCAA basketball tournament.'

Counsel's Opinion.

'What are the chances? I mean, all 10 players simultaneously dive for a loose ball and conk heads?'

"He intends to die with dignity, he desires a modest funeral, and he's determined to prevent the buzzards from getting any part of the estate."

Putin and Obama.

'Two new NBA franchises: The 'Wall Street Bulls' and the 'Main street bears'.'

Turtle shooting baskets has rim on shell.

Pizza at the Round Table

Sisyphus pushing a huge basketball up the hill

'He, also, rebounded our stocks with our endorsement deal.'

'Caroline goes to her crossword compiling class on Thursdays.'

'I hear he has a reputation as a loose Canon.'

'Gotta cut your grade back for that.'

'Just shoot! You're thinking about it too much!!'

Quizzo tonight! Win a tee shirt! Trivia is my middle name, but I have all the tee shirts I need. So, tell me something: Are there Quizzo groupies?

'Bad news. Your arm is too injured to hold up those sneakers you endorse on TV.'

Law Offices. Ernie's client left his fortune to his dog, and his cat is contesting the will.

'I can't believe it, Bob Two seats for the NBA finals right on the half-court line!'

"You're lucky you don't get carved this time of year."

Wheelchair Basketball