Will Smith Fan Gifts

"3 ayes, 2 nays and 1 whose 'Jiggy'with it"

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

"Lautrec or Gary? Hmmm... We'll take Gary."

"How should we divide the teams?"

"Remember back in the day when I was a real heartbreaker?" "Riiight... now the only thing you break is wind."

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

'I don't mind players entering the NBA at an early age. It's the diaper changes that I hate.'

"Lord Stanley's Cup...and Bailey"

"Pregnant!... How did that happen? We took precautions, like not having sex!"

'... and finally, to my business partner I leave my corporate parking space.'

"Your sense of humor has gone from dry to arid. . ."

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

'Time and tide wait for no woman..'

Snake with 'toxic' sign around it's neck.

'I just wish that meant getting ready for the prom instead of the NCAA basketball tournament.'

Counsel's Opinion.

'What are the chances? I mean, all 10 players simultaneously dive for a loose ball and conk heads?'

"He intends to die with dignity, he desires a modest funeral, and he's determined to prevent the buzzards from getting any part of the estate."

'He, also, rebounded our stocks with our endorsement deal.'

Pizza at the Round Table

Turtle shooting baskets has rim on shell.

Sisyphus pushing a huge basketball up the hill

'Two new NBA franchises: The 'Wall Street Bulls' and the 'Main street bears'.'

Putin and Obama.

'I hear he has a reputation as a loose Canon.'

'Caroline goes to her crossword compiling class on Thursdays.'

'Gotta cut your grade back for that.'

'Just shoot! You're thinking about it too much!!'

'Bad news. Your arm is too injured to hold up those sneakers you endorse on TV.'

'And it looks like the refs are going to call a hard fowl.'

Wheelchair Basketball

"You're lucky you don't get carved this time of year."

Inside Obama's armoured car.