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'Being of sound mind...I spent all my money on booze and broads.'

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

"To be or not to be."

'Good news. Your cholesterol has stayed the same, but the research findings have changed.'

"And to my nephew, Todd, I leave my 27 Twitter followers."

"Look at their faces! What did they expect? They never visited her! Of course the will says her money goes to the cat shelter. . ."

"I think I gained weight because of the heavy reading Mr. Klacken assigns us."

"...And to my favorite 'Mr. Down On His Luck' relative, I leave all my spare change."

"I got the cream, but the bulk of the old lady's estate is going to auction."

'Hey! I just started my James Patterson novel and I'm on chapter 97!' 'You read 20 pages already?'

Man reading in lamp

"Not sure what to watch? Go to menu/settings/power/off/pick up a book."

"Miss Sadie did remember several pets in her will."

"Quiet? I'd even read for the understudy part for someone who is between engagements."

'When I said we should read together I meant separate books.'

'And to my no good nephew Milo, who thought he was going to get all my cash - lots of luck!'

'We want to be ready for when he starts to read.'

"You were right, honey, she was tired... I only had to read six books to her tonight!"

'I'll read the will.' - 'I don't like the look of this.'

"What do you mean you're staying in with a good book?"

'...Mom said i can have it!' 'No way! She promised I get the painting!'

'Hold up everyone. I read that last part wrong. She wants you to divide the 'cash' equally.'

The estate goes toy unless your relative shows up, he does.

"It's a cellphone and video game alternative called reading."

". . . and I leave my whole estate to my one true companion, public radio."

"And I leave all my digital data to. . ."

'But you're a dog! How can you know how to read?!?'

"Says here he leaves behind a wife, two children, and forty-seven Twitter followers."

'Don't do the funny voices Dad. You make the giant sound gay.'

'I, J. Wellington Griswald, being of sound mind but unfortunately, not of sound stock ventures...'

I'll read the will...

'He took it with him.'