Will Reading Participant Prints

'Being of sound mind...I spent all my money on booze and broads.'

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

"To be or not to be."

'Good news. Your cholesterol has stayed the same, but the research findings have changed.'

"And to my nephew, Todd, I leave my 27 Twitter followers."

"Look at their faces! What did they expect? They never visited her! Of course the will says her money goes to the cat shelter. . ."

"I think I gained weight because of the heavy reading Mr. Klacken assigns us."

"...And to my favorite 'Mr. Down On His Luck' relative, I leave all my spare change."

'Hey! I just started my James Patterson novel and I'm on chapter 97!' 'You read 20 pages already?'

"I got the cream, but the bulk of the old lady's estate is going to auction."

Man reading in lamp

No stopping. I'm binge-listening.

"Not sure what to watch? Go to menu/settings/power/off/pick up a book."

"Quiet? I'd even read for the understudy part for someone who is between engagements."

"Miss Sadie did remember several pets in her will."

'When I said we should read together I meant separate books.'

'And to my no good nephew Milo, who thought he was going to get all my cash - lots of luck!'

"You were right, honey, she was tired... I only had to read six books to her tonight!"

'We want to be ready for when he starts to read.'

'I'll read the will.' - 'I don't like the look of this.'

"What do you mean you're staying in with a good book?"

'...Mom said i can have it!' 'No way! She promised I get the painting!'

'Hold up everyone. I read that last part wrong. She wants you to divide the 'cash' equally.'

"It's a cellphone and video game alternative called reading."

Did you know you move your lips when you read?

The estate goes toy unless your relative shows up, he does.

Public Library. Check out books here. Sorry, Mr. Jones -- No Agatha Christie until you've finished Herman Melville.

". . . and I leave my whole estate to my one true companion, public radio."

"And I leave all my digital data to. . ."

"Very good! Let's try it again. . . this time a little more assertively!"

'But you're a dog! How can you know how to read?!?'

"Says here he leaves behind a wife, two children, and forty-seven Twitter followers."

'He took it with him.'

I'll read the will...

'Don't do the funny voices Dad. You make the giant sound gay.'