Will Readers Gifts

'And to my no good nephew Milo, who thought he was going to get all my cash - lots of luck!'

Multi-Generational Books

"And to my nephew, Todd, I leave my 27 Twitter followers."

"Look at their faces! What did they expect? They never visited her! Of course the will says her money goes to the cat shelter. . ."

'Don't worry, he'll soon grow into it.'

'... and finally, to my business partner I leave my corporate parking space.'

'Bront?saurus.'

Jane Austen

'And I say he makes us look bad when he rides around listening to those books.'

"He intends to die with dignity, he desires a modest funeral, and he's determined to prevent the buzzards from getting any part of the estate."

"I got the cream, but the bulk of the old lady's estate is going to auction."

'Hey! I just started my James Patterson novel and I'm on chapter 97!' 'You read 20 pages already?'

'What are you staring at? . . . Please save me from the English majors.'

"...And to my favorite 'Mr. Down On His Luck' relative, I leave all my spare change."

"You'd like a book by Shakespeare? Certainly sir - which one. . .?"

"I see travel and romance. You'll be going away soon. I see a tall, dark stranger with many tattoos."

"Miss Sadie did remember several pets in her will."

Man reading a tablet in library.

'When I said we should read together I meant separate books.'

'...and to his son, he has left his leprosy...'

'We want to be ready for when he starts to read.'

'I'll read the will.' - 'I don't like the look of this.'

'... and to my yoga instructor, I leave my entire body.'

'...Mom said i can have it!' 'No way! She promised I get the painting!'

'Hold up everyone. I read that last part wrong. She wants you to divide the 'cash' equally.'

George Orwell.

'I want to leave my body to the medical school, and my mind to the psychiatric hospital.'

"I want to leave everything to my cat."

"It's a cellphone and video game alternative called reading."

The estate goes toy unless your relative shows up, he does.

Yellow brick road closed for construction.

"Leave me alone. I'm deciding who to leave out of my will."

". . . and I leave my whole estate to my one true companion, public radio."