Will Readers Pillows

'And to my no good nephew Milo, who thought he was going to get all my cash - lots of luck!'

Multi-Generational Books

"And to my nephew, Todd, I leave my 27 Twitter followers."

"Look at their faces! What did they expect? They never visited her! Of course the will says her money goes to the cat shelter. . ."

'Don't worry, he'll soon grow into it.'

'... and finally, to my business partner I leave my corporate parking space.'

'Bront?saurus.'

Jane Austen

'And I say he makes us look bad when he rides around listening to those books.'

"He intends to die with dignity, he desires a modest funeral, and he's determined to prevent the buzzards from getting any part of the estate."

"You'd like a book by Shakespeare? Certainly sir - which one. . .?"

Books*. *Batteries not included.

"...And to my favorite 'Mr. Down On His Luck' relative, I leave all my spare change."

"I got the cream, but the bulk of the old lady's estate is going to auction."

'What are you staring at? . . . Please save me from the English majors.'

'Hey! I just started my James Patterson novel and I'm on chapter 97!' 'You read 20 pages already?'

"Miss Sadie did remember several pets in her will."

Law Offices. Ernie's client left his fortune to his dog, and his cat is contesting the will.

"I see travel and romance. You'll be going away soon. I see a tall, dark stranger with many tattoos."

'When I said we should read together I meant separate books.'

Man reading a tablet in library.

'I'll read the will.' - 'I don't like the look of this.'

'... and to my yoga instructor, I leave my entire body.'

'We want to be ready for when he starts to read.'

'...and to his son, he has left his leprosy...'

'...Mom said i can have it!' 'No way! She promised I get the painting!'

'Hold up everyone. I read that last part wrong. She wants you to divide the 'cash' equally.'

'I want to leave my body to the medical school, and my mind to the psychiatric hospital.'

Reading over someone's shoulder.

"It's a cellphone and video game alternative called reading."

George Orwell.

"I want to leave everything to my cat."

The estate goes toy unless your relative shows up, he does.

Yellow brick road closed for construction.

"Leave me alone. I'm deciding who to leave out of my will."