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'Hear that? Keep blowin' the duck call. It's working.'

"Always carry a ball with you! If you are chased by a dog, stop, show the ball and throw it. Believe me, he won't be able to resist chasing it instead of you..."

While at the Zoo, Victoria gets an idea.

Polly tries reverse psychology

"I'd be fast, too, if I had legs that long."

Cloning...Oops! Oxelot.

You will be surprised by the wild birds that will appear in your garden.

'Sweetheart, It's time you knew... Your father isn't a real wildlife biologist.'

Tourists viewing fake giraffes on safari

"I'll have a vole, please Carol"

How electric eels "welcome" door-to-door salesmen

A small fish's unnatural protection against predatory birds.

"Stop right there, it's my stockbroker: I have to take this!"

Sensing fowl nearby, Roger quickly went into his point.

"Yeah, it's a Christmas tree alright! So, we know exactly where the antelopes will be early morning on Christmas day..."

Armadillo playing accordion.

'Lately I've been feeling the lure of the stage.'

'Honey, I need some money for a facial: I need to look my best with all these photo safaris around...'

"It looks as though we might be in for another cold snap."

Dogs must be on leash.

A Cactus warning His friends to put their branches up while a Human passes by.

"We're hoping you can join us for a little drink at the water hole at dusk."

"I'm not picky—whatever's wounded."

The Grim Reaper feeding pigeons arsenic.

"Today is the rabbit's day off."

Squirrel decorates its tail as a christmas tree

Mission: Carrot

'Keep popping those tops, Sammy! Draw that buck in a little closer and then we'll jump him!'

'Hey, Fred -- want to see a stupid pet trick?'

'Figured out how to steal electricity yet?'

"Karl, act like a stuffed porcupine!"

"You say Sisyphean task, I say crap job."

'Face facts, Larry — even for an elephant you're fat!'

What a lovely night breeze!

"Why are you surprised we're having leftovers? It's all we ever eat!"