Wildlife Satire Striker Pillows

'The lion's lost his pride.'

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

"Happy Gnu Year!"

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

While old, sick, and weak animals remained targets, the lions most enjoyed culling the herd of its sarcastic teenagers.

"Too much concealer?"

"I see by your resume this would be your first time in a symbiotic relationship."

"Eat me"

'Whup - giant anaconda about to attack - quick Peg, hand me something to take care of it with.'

Burmese pythons discussing a complete invasion.

"Oh no. Is that my ex?"

'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'

'Pray for me.'

Giraffe Portrait

'It's not as easy as you think - saddle sores, bursitis in the shoulder, pigeons...'

'You know, after a long hard winter, I just HATE eating out of cans.'

"You never laugh at my jokes... "

'Humans do it, why couldn't we? Instead of chasing food, we could breed it: It's all explained in my report...'

"Everything looks real good...except these long gaps in your work history every winter."

Crow and fox

'I wanted a change in decor.'

'Where do you see yourself in five minutes?'

"Only 150 kids? - Have you considered fertility treatment?"

"Don't worry, it's not rabies: It's normal for me to foam at the mouth..."

The different taste regions on a blue whale's tongue.

'...And if that doesn't work, grab your rifle and start blasting away.'

'I didn't have time to hunt'

'You're not alone, Mr. Scrapp. A lot of hyenas are sensitive to laughter in the bedroom.'

The polar bear's vending machine.

"Man, what I wouldn't do for one of those free-range meals right now."

"Do screen doors just keep insects out, or other things too?"

'Bernie, you're not gonna have anything disgusting to hurl at zoo visitors if you forget this.'

Glimpses One Dollar

Man sees half-eaten 'Do Not Feed the Bears' sign