Wildlife Photo Urbanite Gifts

'Don't be silly, I'm not calling for help: I'm calling my cousin to come and join us for dinner...'

Bitchbark Canoe

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

"I sure hope there's something good in here. I worked up quite an appetite getting past that raccoon-proof lid."

"Look, he just wants to apologize for scaring the daylights out of you yesterday. ... Mr. Squirrel? ..."

"Did you remember to take the trash in?"

Birds of the Pacific Northwest: Belted Kingfisher

Bird Torture.

Giraffe Selfie

"Go ahead if you want to: Me, I'll wait for the bears to be sated before I risk it..."

Funky Facts: Monkeys.

Mr Metrosexual.

"Isn't the universe wonderful?" "I thought there was supposed to be fireworks."

"Who knew we had so many dislikes in common?"

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

"....H....5....N...1...???You got me.... but I'm sure it spells trouble."

"I thought we'd eat out on the patio for a change."

'I don't think that this whale is beached.'

"What's wrong, girl? Trouble? Rachel can't decide which private school to attend?" "Upper West Side Lassie"

Strange and exotic creatures that exist on other planets - and ones that exist here on earth.

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

The One That Got Away

"Hurry up, I'm hungry."

Even for a mountain goat he's good.

Elephant ass selfie.

Safari.

'By Jove, we've finally found it! the fabled elephants' disco!'

"I'm in disguise."

'Hey Babe - 7:30 sharp, don't be late...I'm preparing you a meal...'

"Leonard! Throw me the car keys!"

Giraffe wanders into Lion country.

'Break glass in case of tangled antlers.'

"Rockefeller Center."