Wildlife Photo Urbanite Pillows

'Don't be silly, I'm not calling for help: I'm calling my cousin to come and join us for dinner...'

Bitchbark Canoe

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

"I sure hope there's something good in here. I worked up quite an appetite getting past that raccoon-proof lid."

"Look, he just wants to apologize for scaring the daylights out of you yesterday. ... Mr. Squirrel? ..."

Birds of the Pacific Northwest: Belted Kingfisher

Giraffe Selfie

Bird Torture.

"Did you remember to take the trash in?"

"Isn't the universe wonderful?" "I thought there was supposed to be fireworks."

Funky Facts: Monkeys.

"Go ahead if you want to: Me, I'll wait for the bears to be sated before I risk it..."

"Who knew we had so many dislikes in common?"

Mr Metrosexual.

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

"I thought we'd eat out on the patio for a change."

Elephant ass selfie.

'I don't think that this whale is beached.'

The One That Got Away

Strange and exotic creatures that exist on other planets - and ones that exist here on earth.

"Hurry up, I'm hungry."

"....H....5....N...1...???You got me.... but I'm sure it spells trouble."

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

Even for a mountain goat he's good.

"What's wrong, girl? Trouble? Rachel can't decide which private school to attend?" "Upper West Side Lassie"

Safari.

'By Jove, we've finally found it! the fabled elephants' disco!'

'Hey Babe - 7:30 sharp, don't be late...I'm preparing you a meal...'

Endangered Species - Hardly/Slightly/Extremely.

Giraffe wanders into Lion country.

"Leonard! Throw me the car keys!"

"I'm in disguise."

"Rockefeller Center."