Urban Wildlife Admirer Pillows

'Humans are so considerate: They put perches like these for us on every one of their houses...'

You're a Hell of a Squirrel but You're Still a Squirrel

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

Romantic Giraffes

Frog to frog: 'Do you promise to love me warts and all?'

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

Cat says of armadillo, 'It's one of those big armored rats.'

"Did you remember to take the trash in?"

The Salmon Run

Grizzly bears are gregarious animals.

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

'I don't know about you. But I'm eating my fill before I drag this carcass to the 'king of the beasts'.'

"I sure hope there's something good in here. I worked up quite an appetite getting past that raccoon-proof lid."

"Look, he just wants to apologize for scaring the daylights out of you yesterday. ... Mr. Squirrel? ..."

Bear Hugging Season Open

It's estimated that millions of trees are planted by forgetful squirrels.

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

"They're so like us."

"Do we always have to work through lunch?"

'I was told you two have a love-hate relationship. Care to elaborate on that?'

"Gazelle's pizza! Delivered fast and delicious... Um, you guys aren't interested in pizza are you!?"

Zoo Inc. Management Structure

"The homes in this area are beautiful."

But there are other pleasures still for the fisherman's delight....for nature is everywhere about him.

Bird about to dive from diving board into birdbath

"Hurry up, I'm hungry."

"Well if it comes to that you're not exactly Mr Wonderful."

Thug life on safari.

"I fell to the ground from a height of about two metres when I was born: My very first stunt!"

'You had to put a skylight in didn't you?'

'Freedom is nice, but I miss the Circus for the applause and the three square meals a day...'

Snake Eyes

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