'I don't care if we are non-migratory birds. Next year we're going south!'
Urban Wildlife Observer Pillows
Add a cozy touch to their home or outdoor nook with pillows inspired by city critters. These plush accessories bring warmth and whimsy to any urban wildlife enthusiast’s space.
"Look, why don’t you just come down and talk to him? He wants to make up."
"No, I don't want your crappy food. I need your phone charger."
'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'
"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"
'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'
Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"
Fly Fishing
He is familiar with the silent swoop of the evening bat.
Bears catching fish
'I admire your floatibility.'
'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'
"I sure hope there's something good in here. I worked up quite an appetite getting past that raccoon-proof lid."
"Look, he just wants to apologize for scaring the daylights out of you yesterday. ... Mr. Squirrel? ..."
"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."
"Nice try, but I know a squirrel in a bird suit when I see one."
"The end of my favorite series is near."
"You've changed."
Birds sitting on satellite dish.
"Toadstool you say? No, this is snailstool now!"
"Always carry a ball with you! If you are chased by a dog, stop, show the ball and throw it. Believe me, he won't be able to resist chasing it instead of you..."
Always an awkward moment when you meet a Dung Beetle...
"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."
"Rockefeller Center."
Flamingo on a bird table feeding from a shrimp container.
"He's so full of shit."
'We started wearing name tags to rell who's who, unfortunately we all like the name 'Kevin,!'
Vulture proclaims its love for highways.
'Mum, why are we called seagulls?'
'This is gluten free, isn't it?'
'Well, migration is just a change of scenery really, as all our friends and family come too...'
Domestic Spying Drones
Deer Cross Dressing.
"It's unusual to see them reading this time of year."
"You are aware that’s a golf ball?"
Urban Wildlife Observer Pillows Collection
Urban Wildlife Observer Mugs
Explore our mugs collection featuring urban wildlife themes — perfect for the city lover with a wild side. A mug for every critter enthusiast!
Urban Wildlife Observer Prints
Browse art prints that capture the vibrant life of city creatures. Bring the outdoors inside with these charming, high-quality illustrations.
Urban Wildlife Observer T-Shirts
Check out our t-shirts celebrating urban wildlife observation. Designs that showcase your passion for city critters and outdoor adventures.