City Wildlife Observer Pillows

"I sure hope there's something good in here. I worked up quite an appetite getting past that raccoon-proof lid."

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

Fly Fishing

"Look, a bug!"

"Sure my wings flap 70 times per second-- I've been sipping nectar all day."

He is familiar with the silent swoop of the evening bat.

Bears catching fish

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

How about going easy on the carbs

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

'I admire your floatibility.'

So you're a mocking bird...

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

"And I'll have that lightly sedated, please."

"Yup, pretty sure that was a flying squirrel."

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.

"It started rather well, but then, you sang two wrong notes, so that's a fail in my book. Try again at the next mating season..."

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

'You mean to tell me you forgot where you buried dinner?'

'My goodness,Ralph,let him have it.It's only a measly old meal worm.'

'I don't mind being caught,it's that kissing I hate.'

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

'I don't remember this canoe being this heavy, do you Tom?'

"Nice try, but I know a squirrel in a bird suit when I see one."

"You've changed."

Birds sitting on satellite dish.

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

"Toadstool you say? No, this is snailstool now!"