Urban Nature Observer Pillows

"They adapted remarkably well to an urban environment."

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

How Nature Senses a Change in the Weather

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

"Okay, you both know the rules: no trash talk, no batting the other guy all over the house if he’s unconscious, watch the claws and nails..."

Duck Hunt

"We've discovered they mate for life, as long as they don't discuss politics."

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

Cat says of armadillo, 'It's one of those big armored rats.'

Annie, the Reptile version: 'The sun will come out tomorrow! Tomorrow! You will sun yourself tomorrow!'

"I've got you in my sights now, Mister Squirrel, with your fluffy tail and those tiny hands clutching that itty-bitty nut. Aww, you must be hungry...poor little fella... I love you, Mister Squirrel."

"Want me to talk to the squirrel's mother, or would you prefer to handle it on your own?"

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

"It can't be much of a life working all day, but at least he gets to wear a stripey jersey."

The prying mantis,

". . . So that's 4 birdies, 1 eagle, 2 ferrets and a rabbit!"

Cat tries to reach a birdfeeder on stilts.

"I sure hope there's something good in here. I worked up quite an appetite getting past that raccoon-proof lid."

What does aloof mean?

"You're right—there's no such thing as personal space in a hibernaculum."

Monkeys/Humans in the zoo.

"If you can’t beat ’em, roll around in their decaying carcass."

"Beware of the frog"

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

"Yuppies! There goes the hood!"

"The only problem with living at the top of a mountain is the constant stream of people coming to ask stupid questions."

"The end of my favorite series is near."

Farmer and FIsherman

The Adrenal Gland Answers Your Questions