Wildlife Fitness Lover Gifts

Gerald knew what had to be done. It was time to thin the herd.

City Zoo: Day Care

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

Wildlife

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

'In school today, we learned about endangered species.'

Giraffe Umbrella

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

"Look, a bug!"

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

"Wait—did you procure that worm humanely?"

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

Garden Goddess.

"Don't wait up. I'll be working late again tonight."

Frog in the puddles.

'Everybody has to change to compete.'

"Do we really need to chase the rabbit down into its warren Dad? It's a maze and it's dark down there..."

"You're right—there's no such thing as personal space in a hibernaculum."

Giraffe Selfie

Koala

'That's one hell of a cat-flap Harry. You must have a big cat, heh, heh.'

"Good riddance! They were messing up the environment."

"Check it out! In nature, females are in charge...they select their mates!"

". . . So that's 4 birdies, 1 eagle, 2 ferrets and a rabbit!"

Welcome to Mauritius Home of the Dodo Burger

"No wonder they've spotted us! Tail down Fred, tail down!"

The Age of Reptiles. . .

"What the heck? The humans are washing in our waterhole with soap!"

Endangered Species: Belgian Ostrich.