Wildlife Fitness Lover Gifts

Gerald knew what had to be done. It was time to thin the herd.

City Zoo: Day Care

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

Wildlife

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

'In school today, we learned about endangered species.'

Giraffe Umbrella

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

"Look, a bug!"

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

"Wait—did you procure that worm humanely?"

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

Garden Goddess.

Frog in the puddles.

"You're worried about salmonella? We're vultures for cripes sake!"

'Everybody has to change to compete.'

"Don't wait up. I'll be working late again tonight."

". . . So that's 4 birdies, 1 eagle, 2 ferrets and a rabbit!"

"Check it out! In nature, females are in charge...they select their mates!"

"Good riddance! They were messing up the environment."

Koala

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

"Do we really need to chase the rabbit down into its warren Dad? It's a maze and it's dark down there..."

Endangered Species: Belgian Ostrich.

"You're right—there's no such thing as personal space in a hibernaculum."

Giraffe Selfie

"No wonder they've spotted us! Tail down Fred, tail down!"

Welcome to Mauritius Home of the Dodo Burger

"Koalas when no one's looking"