Wildlife Enthusiast's Chuckle Pillows

Saving for Retirement.

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

"Oh that, that's my holiday home."

"Fasten your seat belt."

The cat's pyjamas - cat camouflage.

A polar bear has slipped and is sprawled out on the ice next to a yellow caution sign that features a slipping figure.

"I hate hibernating! All our devices need updating. And now we need to go through a thousand phone and text messages."

'Hold on, he's back again.'

Professor Philips finally settles the debate on bears lavatorial habits,

"I heard this dumpster got a bad review, but we'll try it out anyhow."

"Fake."

The little rascal! He knows we're watching him and that he's safe next to his warren, so he's mooning us!

'I hear they're going to cable.'

"Do you feel like a beer?"

'Oh my... Well, this is awkward!'

Buck cave

Bear in hotdog eating contest.

Bear in the Outhouse.

'Best bear dog I ever had.'

Bear: 'Oh YUM, Burritos!'

"I'm weighing the risk of brain damage against a life of celibacy."

"Cool hat, Walter. Where'd you get it?" "It came with the meal."

'Hey Irma....food fight!'

"I think we need a mission statement."

Ant is banished for playing the bagpipes.

'Wait guys, don't go hunting without me, I'll get some tomato sauce...'

Personnel Manager of the Wild...

Hyenas having a serious moment.

"So, how do we do this?"

"Yeah, I'm already 24 hours old, way past my physical peak: I need to find a mate quick..."

"Women! Am I right?"

'Argh, Harold, what happened to you?'

'Oh, yes, Larry, we all know who's the Alpha male around here!'