Wildlife Enthusiast's Chuckle Prints

Saving for Retirement.

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

"Oh that, that's my holiday home."

The cat's pyjamas - cat camouflage.

"Fasten your seat belt."

A polar bear has slipped and is sprawled out on the ice next to a yellow caution sign that features a slipping figure.

"I hate hibernating! All our devices need updating. And now we need to go through a thousand phone and text messages."

'Hold on, he's back again.'

Professor Philips finally settles the debate on bears lavatorial habits,

"Fake."

'I hear they're going to cable.'

The little rascal! He knows we're watching him and that he's safe next to his warren, so he's mooning us!

"Do you feel like a beer?"

"I heard this dumpster got a bad review, but we'll try it out anyhow."

'Oh my... Well, this is awkward!'

'I told you. I'll be home with dinner just as soon as it dies.'

"Cool hat, Walter. Where'd you get it?" "It came with the meal."

Buck cave

"I'm weighing the risk of brain damage against a life of celibacy."

Bear in the Outhouse.

Oh, those are just photos of my first 1,000 kids – I haven't shown you the second 1,000 yet.

'Best bear dog I ever had.'

Bear in hotdog eating contest.

Bear: 'Oh YUM, Burritos!'

Alligator drinking Gatorade,

'Hey Irma....food fight!'

Ant is banished for playing the bagpipes.

"Yeah, I'm already 24 hours old, way past my physical peak: I need to find a mate quick..."

Hyenas having a serious moment.

"I think we need a mission statement."

"So, how do we do this?"

Personnel Manager of the Wild...

"Women! Am I right?"

'Wait guys, don't go hunting without me, I'll get some tomato sauce...'

'...and stay out!'